What I would sound like at a One Direction concert.
audio recording of Zayn Malik on the phone with two underage fans on their way to the hotel telling them how to get through security and get upstairs to his and Harry’s room.
Girls: “Tell Harry he needs to wait”
Zayn: “Harry, uh, if he wants booty, he has to wait.”
And she responds, “I don’t know why, you don’t do anything.”
holy shit why this gif is so funny